Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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