I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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