butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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