I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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