if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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