I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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