Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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