so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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