He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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