You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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