how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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