I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
