they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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