Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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