Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Who died my cat blue again?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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