ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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