You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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