you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
