Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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