Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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