How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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