id be glad to
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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