This girl is more easily done than said...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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