I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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