Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The ass gains better be worth it
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