He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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