I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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