You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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