More tranny stories later!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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