Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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