I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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