Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Randomize
