Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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