thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You were trust falling into bushes
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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