I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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