my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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