I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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