I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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