Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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