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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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