With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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