It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
