What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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