But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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