you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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