miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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