Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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