Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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