her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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