We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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