omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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