Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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