you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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