he puts the penis in happiness.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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